Uncover the secrets of your curse in this swashbuckling pirate adventure filled with insult-sword-fighting!

A dreadful curse shattered your royal wedding, trapping your soul in your pirate grandfather's body. To break the spell, you must captain a madcap crew through countless uproarious challenges in this tale inspired by Monkey Island and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Pirates of Donkey Island is a hilarious, 79,000-word interactive swashbuckling novel by Gilbert Gallo, where your decisions shape the story. This fully text-based experience—without graphics or sound effects—is powered entirely by the boundless strength of your imagination.

A gorilla gentleman, an undead rocker, a rapidly aging Voodoo crone, and an absurd spokesman. These will be your only companions on the most extraordinary journey of your life. Each crew member has a unique backstory, and their experiences and interactions will help you discover your true, authentic self.

After numerous insult-sword fighting duels, grog-drinking contests, and rigged wheels of fortune, you'll find yourself viewing life from a completely new perspective.

With your crew's assistance, you'll uncover the truth about your despised pirate grandfather. Will you embrace your cursed fate or defy your destiny?

• Define your main character's body and orientation throughout the game. Will you become male, female, or non-binary? Gay, straight, or asexual? The choice is yours.

• Experience the life of a cursed swashbuckler! Will you seek to break your curse or revel in your damned existence until the afterlife?

• Pursue romance with a hairy, powerful gorilla or build a life with a zombie. Or would you rather court an elderly, wrinkled, and toothless lady?

• Command a motley crew of cursed individuals and harness their extraordinary abilities to reveal the mysteries of the Cursed Caribbean.

• Challenge rivals to uproarious insult-sword-fighting duels!

• Will you protect your crew members as an honorable captain, or will you betray them for treasure, selling their souls to Davy Jones?

Stop brandishing your sword like a feather duster and set sail across the Cursed Caribbean to discover the ultimate prize: your true identity!