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Saucy sprint alert! Brace yourself for the ultimate wiener-dashing escapade.

Run, Frankfurter, run!

Holy bratwurst, that's one photogenic tube steak!

You've never witnessed such sausage majesty! (Capisce? Saw such... sausage? Anyone still with me?)

Enough wordplay - time for footwork! This meaty marathon is either a link's paradise or its worst nightmare, depending on your dodging skills.

Pick your premium porker. Traditional brat or blood sausage, breakfast blend or dessert variety... even occupational specialties like pipe-fixer or ranch-hand!

Dash desperately through infinite obstacles while showing off those slick sausage moves - avoid becoming chopped relish, grill marks, or pancaked meat!

Endless encased meat options await! Dress your dog in countless tasty costumes throughout this frantic foodie flight.

Gobble golden coins during your flavor-packed flee to purchase indestructible rolls and other game-changing upgrades.

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### What's New in the Latest Version 40.0.3

Last updated on May 19, 2024
New update. Smoother game. Lots of fun!